I'm waiting here behind you
No, don't mind me at all
I'll glady stay and wait until
You've told everyone about your new white walls

So Tommy's got the chicken pox?
Has he now, well that's shame
And that school picture of young Tina
It cost how much for the frame?

The hairdresser is a vampire?
The scissors pricked your neck?
And Archie's nose began to bleed
When the budgie took a peck?

Granny tipped and broke her leg?
Poor dear, poor thing, poor lamb
And you spoilt the eggs and bacon
When the handle flew off the pan?

Billy did well in rugby
Though he's missing half an ear
And you've been cleaning the kitchen ceiling
After an explosion with home-made beer?

Well this is very interesting
But I really need to go
I only came in for a loaf of bread
But you talkers-how-have-you-been-keeping-aisle-blockers really move too slow!